Someone Just Sent This To Me, and I thought it was funny! Since We Are All on lockdown, we can all appreciate this!
Lessons Learned From Sheltering In Place
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks! The other half is going to come out with a drinking problem!
I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
Still Haven’t decided where I’ll go for Easter. The living room or the bedroom?
Every few days, try your jeans on to make sure they will fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Home Schooling going good. 2 students were suspended for fighting. One teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don’t think anyone thought that when we changed our clocks, we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious that she thought her cat understood her. I came back to my house, told my dogs, and we all laughed a lot!
So after quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me, or should I find them?
Quarantine Day 30. I went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. First, you have to gather all your ingredients. Then you have to make your meal. I have no clue why this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, so when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: one of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I’m so excited. It’s time to take out the trash. What should I wear?
I hope tomorrow the weather will be good for my trip to Puerto Backyardo. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper looking for a woman with hand sanitizer, for some good, clean fun!
Home Schooling Day 6: My child just said “I hope I don’t get the same teacher next year!” … I was offended!
Still, it’s better to be six feet apart, than six feet under!
STAY SAFE! STAY WELL! WE’LL ALL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!